far to long

ok it has been far to long since my last post NOT THAT ANYONE CARES. ignore that last bit that is just me being my depressed which is the topic of this rant. people need to harden the fuck up. there are people that have it much worse then you (i dont know you personally so i dont really know if you are one of the people i am complaining about. if you not one of these people ignore the last statement) so stop complaining NOBODY CARES unless you are being raped ,are staving or other equality bad thing shut the fuck up. so fucking what that "my parents would get me a iphone 4 because they just got me a iphone 3. that is not a problem ok that is you being a selfish twat. sure wine about little thing that other people may fine funny "i just stubbed my toe fms" see that is ok i really dont care about that as like i said you pain may amuse me (that sound really dark but i dont care). next thing is if your life meets the parameters to which i allow you to complain you should not be complaining on the internet you should be doing something about it e.g go to the police or kill the person whom is doing it (assuming it is raped or abused if it is staving i dont know what you could do about it). on a some what less angry note on the 13th of July 2011 the last installment of a sage that has defined a generation was released. it is not often that a story could get so many peoples attention and nobody knows how long until a story that can define a generation will be made again(twilight dose not count because it sucks epic penis vampires die in sunlight and even if they were to do something else it IS NOT SPARKLE!!!)
 

a lot

ok it has been a long time since my last so i have a lot to rant about so lets start
1)cartoons: in the last 9 years i have notes a large decline in the quality of cartoons/anime. if you are gen y (1970-1995) you will remember such great cartoons(i am Australian so don't know if other couturiers had this cartoons but i am sure it same applies to whatever county your in) like yu-gi-oh, dragon ball z, carebears, Sailormoon and Pokemon (yes i am aware that they still do have pokemon but lets face it the new ones are crap). now the cartoons don't even seem to have bad guys the characters just seem to "solve problems" and "help each other" now i all for kids being helpful and nice but its NOT WORKING. kids are swearing more then ever add and adhd are on a rise you know why this is happening because kid are watching show to grown up for them. now parent groups have seen this and are all like NO TV BAD TV BAD DON'T LET KIDS WATCH TV. now that's the wrong approach i watched television all my life and I'm not like that so by my count the only thing that has changed is what kids are watching when in was 5 i watched DBZ and carebears nowadays kids are watching glee this is teaching them thing they don't need to know at five. so i thing the way to fix this problem is to give the kids good cartoons to watch instead of adult shows.
2)glee I HATE GLEE SO F@#$ING MUCH. glee takes good songs and makes them crap the other day i met a girl sing don't stop believing by journey now we were in the same class sitting next to each other now this is how the cov went 
me: don't stop believing by journey good song
her: yer it is but whats journey?
me: ummmm the band that dose the song your listing to.
her: no this is glees song
this when on for the rest of the lesson she was sure that glee made all there songs up. so i just letting all u f@#$ing gleeleeks out there know that GLEE WRECKS ALL THE SONGS THEY SING AND YOU SHOULD GO HEAR THE ORIGINAL  
      

little kids and there parents

ok so i am sick of little kid and how they act. like the other day i was at the shop and i there was a mum with three kids all between 4-8. so there little kids were running crazy trowing things off shelves, pushing each other and shouting. now what i would have done (and how the problem should have been handled) is hit the kids across the ass and tell them to stop. now what was done is she knelt down do the kids level and asked the in a weird polite but stressed voice "can you pleas stop" the kid replied by hitting her across the face. now what i would have done is hit him back. but what she done is say in that odd voice "that was not nice" the kid then stomped off. when she court him she then told him "if you behave i will by you a present" the kid said no then the mother said "i will buy you a big present". so if you kid is miss behaving you do not offer the gifts it ends with them thinking the way they are behaving is right. this is just one example of kid and there parents. i don't blame the kids as much as i blame the parents. what parents don't realize is that the threat of pain works better the pain so if you hit them hard once the threat will work better then really hitting them.

my birthday

ok so today is my birthday and i have had an epiphany and it is that i don't care that it is my birthday. the way i see it is that there is two way to look at your birthday and there are as follows:
1. you can look at in a happy way celebrate the fact you are a year older.
2. or you can look back on your last year with total distant and come to the conclusion that your last year really sucked grit your teeth and hope the new year is better.
next thing is generic birthday questions. this is how your average birthday conversation goes
birthday person: hello
ringer: happy birthday birthday person  how has your day been?
birthday person: good.
ringer: what did you get?
birthday person: oh gift, gift and gift.
ringer: oh thats good.
birthday person: yer
ringer: well have a good day
birthday person: thanks you to.
that is the basic birthday conversation one or two thing might very but that is the lay out all birthday phones calls and person to person conversations will always go. this pisses me off.
I don't mean to sound spoiled but birthdays are over rated unneeded and annoying thing to do (but watch next year i will be saying the complicit opposite to every thing i just said)